Scottish wedding?

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.





"Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...





Archie nods approvingly.





"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.





"A kilt?" exclaims Archie,





"That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?"





Archie then enquires. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."

Scottish wedding?
Hilarious ha ha ha 10/10
Reply:quite a good 'un! 11/10!
Reply:LOL! I had me tartan white as well on that magic night...
Reply:WHAT??????- i dont get it
Reply:Thats so funny,lol! Have you been in hiding girl?
Reply:?
Reply:LOL I love it. Thanks.


--That Cheeky Lad.
Reply:Naughty, I liked it xx
Reply:Very funny lol
Reply:ahh that was classic xXx
Reply:some wife he is goin to have good one 9/10
Reply:thanks for the laugh
Reply:good
Reply:i srry but i don't really get it

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